So Justin asked me to write a joke about the font Comic Sans, and a town being sans Sheriff.
(Sans being a French word that means ‘absent’ or ‘without’.)
It’s set in the Wild West in a small town in America, and is a conversation between an outlaw and a deputy.
Here we go:
Deputy: You’ve had your last warning Comic Sans Kid!
Kid: But… I’ve got a son.
Deputy: What? Don’t change the subject! You’re committed your last typography crime Comic Sans Kid!
Kid: For the last time, I’ve got a son! Where’s the Sheriff anyway?
Deputy: We’re sans Sheriff.
Kid: I thought you used Times New Roman?
Deputy: Huh? Stop trying to change the subject! You’re going to jail! Period!
Kid: I’m not a woman.
Deputy: Wait, that’s not what I…
Kid: That’s it! I’m outta here! I’ll see you in Hell…vetica!